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It's designed for the fluent speakers of irony—the ones who know that a well-placed \"Never\" is the most sarcastic word in the English language. Whether you're heading into a meeting that should've been an email or a social gathering you're already planning to leave, this shirt sets the tone before you even speak.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eWhat is it about?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eWe didn't just slap text on a shirt. 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