{"product_id":"the-gilded-chronos-still-buffering-mug","title":"The Gilded Chronos \/\/ Still Buffering Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eA black-and-gold glitch coffee mug featuring the Gilded Chronos hourglass, “Still buffering…” text, and ERROR 404_TIME_NOT_FOUND signal. Built for coffee, deadlines, and mornings when the system refuses to load.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1284\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1284\"\u003eFuel for the buffered soul.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003eThe Gilded Chronos mug is for the first coffee, the late task, the frozen brain, and the quiet moment when your body is present but your internal system is still loading.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1491\" data-end=\"1511\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1491\" data-end=\"1511\"\u003eStill buffering…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003eThe Gilded Chronos mug is a black-and-gold glitch coffee mug from The Glitch collection — designed for mornings, deadlines, and every moment when time technically exists but your system refuses to process it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1872\"\u003eThe wraparound laboratory scene features the Gilded Chronos hourglass, corrupted pixels, lost artifacts, the IV signature tag, and the signal phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1930\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1930\"\u003eTransmission interrupted \/\/ ERROR 404_TIME_NOT_FOUND\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1932\" data-end=\"2111\"\u003eThis is not a cheerful office mug. It is a high-gloss ceramic artifact for the creative cynic, the overworked thinker, and anyone who needs coffee before re-entering the timeline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2205\"\u003eThe hourglass is still running.\u003cbr data-start=\"2144\" data-end=\"2147\"\u003eThe signal is still broken.\u003cbr data-start=\"2174\" data-end=\"2177\"\u003eThe soul is still buffering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"1l0yzf\" data-start=\"2212\" data-end=\"2238\"\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"1l0yzf\" data-start=\"2212\" data-end=\"2238\"\u003eTechnical specifications\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2240\" data-end=\"2629\"\u003eMaterial: 100% ceramic\u003cbr data-start=\"2262\" data-end=\"2265\"\u003eCapacity: 11oz or 15oz\u003cbr data-start=\"2287\" data-end=\"2290\"\u003eFinish: Glossy black ceramic with gold-style artwork\u003cbr data-start=\"2342\" data-end=\"2345\"\u003eHandle: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2381\"\u003eCare: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-start=\"2416\" data-end=\"2419\"\u003eSafety: Lead-free and BPA-free\u003cbr data-start=\"2449\" data-end=\"2452\"\u003eDesign: Wraparound laboratory scene with hourglass, glitch pixels, and artifact details\u003cbr data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2542\"\u003eCollection: The Glitch\u003cbr data-start=\"2564\" data-end=\"2567\"\u003eBest paired with: coffee, deadlines, and delayed consciousness\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":57184170180990,"sku":"28903242220060081973","price":48.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":57184170213758,"sku":"14421387544739866820","price":51.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/3697\/0878\/files\/20260329154727-1f12b869-6555-66e6-b07d-9ea5af9bd683.png?v=1781108076","url":"https:\/\/imaginvibeswear.com\/products\/the-gilded-chronos-still-buffering-mug","provider":"imaginvibeswear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}