{"product_id":"the-gilded-joke-artifact-mug","title":"The Gilded Joke \/\/ Artifact Mug","description":"\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe morning ritual, corrupted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eIf the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eGilded Joke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e tee is your armor for the world, this is your artifact for the desk. This isn't a coffee cup; it's a high-contrast monument to the beautiful mess of the human condition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eFeaturing the flagship \"Gilded Joke\" skull in high-definition gold filigree against a deep, matte black finish, this mug is designed for the moments when your coffee is hot but your outlook is \"Sarcastic at best.\" It features the subtle \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"237\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e\"Ugly Thoughts\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e branding on the side—a reminder that while the presentation is pretty, the thoughts are unfiltered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe Aesthetic: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eDeep black ceramic with high-gloss gold filigree skull and botanical accents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e High-intellect sarcasm for the corporate \"Pretty Vibes\" performer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe Feel:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e Heavyweight ceramic with a premium \"Artifact\" weight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe Secret:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e Perfectly matches the signature gold neck labels of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003eThe Glitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003e apparel collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\" style=\"vertical-align: inherit;\"\u003ePairs well with: A deadline you plan to ignore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":57179832942974,"sku":"18100025063858139349","price":34.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz","offer_id":57179832910206,"sku":"20103674165113701430","price":32.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/3697\/0878\/files\/14979353173815323174_2048_custom.jpg?v=1774732562","url":"https:\/\/imaginvibeswear.com\/products\/the-gilded-joke-artifact-mug","provider":"imaginvibeswear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}