{"product_id":"the-shattered-sun-sarcastic-morning-mug","title":"The Shattered Sun \/\/ Sarcastic Morning Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eA black-and-gold sarcastic morning mug featuring the line “Here we f\u003c\/strong\u003eking go again… I mean… good morning.” Built for coffee, deadlines, and the first system failure of the day. Available in 11oz and 15oz.**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"916\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"916\"\u003eFuel for the buffered soul.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"1064\"\u003eThe Shattered Sun mug is for the first coffee of the day — when the sun is technically rising, but your internal system is still refusing to boot.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1150\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003eHere we f\u003c\/strong\u003eking go again… I mean… good morning.**\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003eThe Shattered Sun mug is a sarcastic morning mug from The Glitch collection — created for the moment when the day begins, the coffee brews, and optimism fails to load.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1628\"\u003eThe design carries the same corrupted sunrise energy as The Shattered Sun tee: a golden morning signal breaking into static. It is not a cheerful coffee cup. It is a black-and-gold desk artifact for the creative cynic, the deadline survivor, and anyone who needs caffeine before pretending to be functional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1713\"\u003eThis vessel was recovered from the Laboratory of the Void and assigned one purpose:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1715\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003eto hold the black liquid that keeps the system moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1771\" data-end=\"1845\"\u003ePretty from the outside.\u003cbr data-start=\"1795\" data-end=\"1798\"\u003eUgly before the first sip.\u003cbr data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1827\"\u003eGlitch by 9:00 AM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"1l0yzf\" data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"1878\"\u003eTechnical specifications\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1880\" data-end=\"2211\"\u003eMaterial: 100% ceramic\u003cbr data-start=\"1902\" data-end=\"1905\"\u003eCapacity: 11oz or 15oz\u003cbr data-start=\"1927\" data-end=\"1930\"\u003eFinish: Glossy black ceramic with gold-style artwork\u003cbr data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"1985\"\u003eHandle: C-shaped handle for comfortable grip\u003cbr data-start=\"2029\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003eCare: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-start=\"2067\" data-end=\"2070\"\u003eSafety: Lead-free and BPA-free\u003cbr data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2103\"\u003eCollection: The Glitch\u003cbr data-start=\"2125\" data-end=\"2128\"\u003eBest paired with: The Shattered Sun tee, bad sleep, and a calendar full of nonsense\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":57182388093310,"sku":"18355775293310036416","price":48.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":57182388126078,"sku":"15060856574874920204","price":51.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/3697\/0878\/files\/9712684390331358209_2048_custom.jpg?v=1781036956","url":"https:\/\/imaginvibeswear.com\/products\/the-shattered-sun-sarcastic-morning-mug","provider":"imaginvibeswear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}