BIKER CAT // For F*ck Sake Tee
Black / XS
$37.21 USD
Sale price
$37.21 USD
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BIKER CAT // For F*ck Sake Tee
$37.21 USD
Sale price
$37.21 USD
Regular price
A sarcastic cat graphic tee featuring a leather-clad Biker Cat, “Don’t Bother Me,” and “For F*ck Sake.” Printed on soft premium cotton with a unisex retail fit.
The morning does not officially start until the first “For F*ck Sake.”
This tee is for people with a polite face, an exhausted soul, and a Biker Cat living somewhere behind the eyes.
The Biker Cat tee is a sarcastic graphic shirt from the Ugly Thoughts collection — made for mornings, coffee runs, bad moods, and every social interaction that should have waited until after caffeine.
The design features a leather-clad cat holding a mug of liquid sanity, topped with “Don’t Bother Me” and anchored by the universal internal reaction:
For F*ck Sake.
It is gritty, funny, tired, rude, and strangely honest — exactly the kind of shirt that says what you were trying very hard not to say out loud.
Printed on a soft premium cotton tee with a retail unisex fit, this piece keeps the attitude sharp without feeling like cheap novelty merch. It is wearable sarcasm for cat lovers, introverts, coffee people, and anyone whose morning personality requires a warning label.
Product details
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fit: Unisex retail fit
Feel: Soft, lightweight, breathable
Construction: Side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Collection: Ugly Thoughts
Mood: sarcastic, grumpy, introvert, coffee-dependent
Note: Heather colors may contain polyester
BORN OF SPITE
CHAOS ENDURANCE
INKED FIBER
INTERNAL NOISE
Styled With
Ugly Thoughts: Rules of Engagement
When will I actually get my stuff?
Your order usually ships within 5–10 business days. Once it leaves production, you’ll receive a tracking link so you can follow its dramatic little journey across reality.
Is the fit going to be weird?
No. Most Ugly Thoughts tees use a retail unisex fit, which means it looks like an actual shirt and not a fabric punishment. It runs true to size. Size up if you want a looser, more emotionally unavailable fit.
What if something arrives wrong?
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us and we’ll make it right. If you simply changed your mind, please check our return policy before ordering. Ugly Thoughts is honest, but not psychic.
Is the print supposed to look distressed?
Yes. The worn, imperfect, slightly damaged look is part of the design. If it looks too polished, something has gone terribly Pretty.
How do I not ruin this on the first wash?
Wash it inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the print unless chaos is your actual laundry strategy.
MORE INTERNAL NOISE
Materials
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heathers contain polyester).
Durability: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and high-quality ink that survives the wash as well as you survive your Monday mornings.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
Details
We didn't just slap text on a shirt. This Sarcastic Graphic Tee features a custom-designed, distressed gold typography that feels like a vintage biker jacket met a high-end streetwear boutique.
COMPLETE THE DISASTER
Size Guide
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