A sarcastic cat graphic tee featuring a leather-clad Biker Cat, “Don’t Bother Me,” and “For F*ck Sake.” Printed on soft premium cotton with a unisex retail fit.
The morning does not officially start until the first “For F*ck Sake.”
This tee is for people with a polite face, an exhausted soul, and a Biker Cat living somewhere behind the eyes.
The Biker Cat tee is a sarcastic graphic shirt from the Ugly Thoughts collection — made for mornings, coffee runs, bad moods, and every social interaction that should have waited until after caffeine.
The design features a leather-clad cat holding a mug of liquid sanity, topped with “Don’t Bother Me” and anchored by the universal internal reaction:
For F*ck Sake.
It is gritty, funny, tired, rude, and strangely honest — exactly the kind of shirt that says what you were trying very hard not to say out loud.
Printed on a soft premium cotton tee with a retail unisex fit, this piece keeps the attitude sharp without feeling like cheap novelty merch. It is wearable sarcasm for cat lovers, introverts, coffee people, and anyone whose morning personality requires a warning label.
Product details
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton Fit: Unisex retail fit Feel: Soft, lightweight, breathable Construction: Side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping Collection: Ugly Thoughts Mood: sarcastic, grumpy, introvert, coffee-dependent Note: Heather colors may contain polyester
Made on a Bella+Canvas 3001 tee with a soft everyday feel and classic retail fit. It is lighter and more casual than The Glitch heavyweight tees, making it easy to wear alone or layered.
Print finish
The artwork is printed with a bold graphic finish designed for everyday wear. The distressed or worn-in look is intentional where it appears in the design.
Sizing
Choose your usual size for a classic retail fit. If you prefer a more relaxed or oversized look, consider sizing up. Always check the size guide before ordering.
Care
Wash inside out with cold water and similar colors. Use a gentle cycle, avoid bleach, and tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed artwork.
Full specifications
Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton Weight: 4.2 oz lightweight cotton Fit: retail fit Neckline: crew neck Label: tear-away label Print style: graphic print Collection: Ugly Thoughts Mood: sarcastic, dark, dry humor Production: made to order
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01 // WHEN WILL I ACTUALLY GET MY STUFF?
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Each tee is made to order, because apparently even ugly thoughts need a production process. Most orders arrive within 5–10 business days after production and shipping. Once your order is on the way, we’ll send tracking so you can refresh the page like a totally normal person.
02 // IS THE FIT GOING TO BE WEIRD?
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The tee is built on a Bella+Canvas 3001, known for its retail fit and soft everyday feel. It runs generally true to size. Choose your usual size for a classic fit, or size up if you want a more relaxed look for hiding from society in comfort.
03 // WHAT IF SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY ORDER?
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If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or with a production issue, contact us with photos and your order details so we can make it right. Each tee is made to order, so we cannot always accept changes of mind or size mistakes, but actual product problems are absolutely worth reporting.
04 // CAN I CHANGE MY ORDER?
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Changes are only possible shortly after purchase and before production begins. Please check your size, color, and shipping details before placing the order. Ugly thoughts are allowed. Wrong addresses are less charming.
05 // HOW DO I NOT RUIN THIS ON THE FIRST WASH?
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Wash inside out with cold water and similar colors. Use a gentle cycle, avoid bleach, and tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the print. Treat it with a little respect and it should last longer than your patience.
06 // IS THIS A GOOD GIFT?
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Yes — for friends, siblings, partners, coworkers, or anyone with dry humor and a suspicious relationship with optimism. It is wearable, sarcastic, and just socially acceptable enough.
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