Cereal Killer Black Ceramic Mug – Sarcastic Morning Coffee Cup | 11oz, 15oz

Cereal Killer Black Ceramic Mug – Sarcastic Morning Coffee Cup | 11oz, 15oz

15oz
$20.62 USD
Sale price  $20.62 USD Regular price 

Cereal Killer Black Ceramic Mug – Sarcastic Morning Coffee Cup | 11oz, 15oz

$20.62 USD
Sale price  $20.62 USD Regular price 
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Breakfast is technically the most dangerous meal of the day. Whether you're actually eating cereal or just killing time before your first meeting, do it with the right attitude. Part of our Ugly Thoughts collection, the "Cereal Killer" mug is for those who prefer their morning humor dark and their coffee darker. It's the ultimate kitchen-counter warning for anyone brave enough to talk to you before 9:00 AM.

About our mug:

Features the original "Cereal Killer" graphic that launched the collection. High-contrast, gritty, and unapologetic. The design is fused into the black glossy glaze using high-quality sublimation, ensuring it survives the dishwasher and your general morning irritability. Branding: Look for the Ugly Thoughts collection logo to ensure you are holding an original piece, not mass-produced junk.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% durable black ceramic with a premium glossy finish.

  • Sizes: Available in 11oz (Standard) and 15oz (For serious killers who need extra caffeine).

  • Handle: Classic C-shaped easy-grip handle.

  • Safety: Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lead and BPA-free.

Note on Style: Our streetwear-inspired designs are printed to integrate with the mug's aesthetic. Due to the high-gloss finish of the black ceramic, you may notice a subtle, artistic variance between the black glaze and the print background—giving the mug a custom, "layered" look.


Note on Style: Our designs are printed to blend with the aesthetic of the mug. Due to the high-gloss finish of the ceramic, there may be a subtle, artistic variance between the black of the mug and the background of the print—giving it a custom, "layered" look that sets it apart from mass-produced junk.

SPIKED HONESTY

THERMAL TRUTH

UNFILTERED INK

MESSY SIGNAL

Styled With

LOG_02 // INTERNAL_MONOLOGUE

UGLY QUESTIONS

Is this mug perfect?

No. It’s Grounded Truth. It’s for people who know that "Perfect" is just a marketing lie. It holds 11oz /15oz of caffeine and your deepest regrets. That’s it.

Can I wash it?

Yes. It's dishwasher safe. Unlike your actual ugly thoughts, this ink won't fade away that easily.

Why so cheap?

Because the Void is expensive, but reality is cheap. This is for everyday survival, not gallery displays.

Cereal Killer Black Ceramic Mug – Sarcastic Morning Coffee Cup | 11oz, 15oz

COMPLETE THE DISASTER

Materials

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heathers contain polyester).

Durability: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and high-quality ink that survives the wash as well as you survive your Monday mornings.

Care

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Details

We didn't just slap text on a shirt. This Sarcastic Graphic Tee features a custom-designed, distressed gold typography that feels like a vintage biker jacket met a high-end streetwear boutique.

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