CEREAL KILLER // Dark Humor Breakfast Mug
15oz
$20.62 USD
Sale price
$20.62 USD
Regular price
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CEREAL KILLER // Dark Humor Breakfast Mug
$20.62 USD
Sale price
$20.62 USD
Regular price
A black ceramic dark humor mug featuring the cute Grim Reaper Cereal Killer design. Available in 11oz and 15oz for coffee, cereal jokes, and mornings that feel slightly haunted.
Breakfast is the most dangerous meal of the day.
This mug is for people who prefer their cereal colorful, their coffee dark, and their humor one step away from the afterlife.
The Cereal Killer mug is a dark humor coffee mug from the Ugly Thoughts collection — made for breakfast, caffeine, and anyone who enjoys a joke with tiny cartoon bones in it.
Featuring the cute Grim Reaper Cereal Killer artwork on a glossy black ceramic mug, this piece brings the lighter, weirder side of Ugly Thoughts to your kitchen counter or office desk.
It is playful, spooky, sarcastic, and not even slightly interested in being inspirational.
Available in 11oz or 15oz, depending on how much caffeine you need to survive the breakfast shift.
Product details
Material: 100% black ceramic
Finish: Premium glossy finish
Sizes: 11oz or 15oz
Handle: C-shaped easy-grip handle
Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe
Safety: Lead-free and BPA-free
Collection: Ugly Thoughts
Mood: dark humor, breakfast chaos, cute horror
Note on Style: Our designs are printed to blend with the aesthetic of the mug. Due to the high-gloss finish of the ceramic, there may be a subtle, artistic variance between the black of the mug and the background of the print—giving it a custom, "layered" look that sets it apart from mass-produced junk.
SPIKED HONESTY
THERMAL TRUTH
UNFILTERED INK
MESSY SIGNAL
Styled With
LOG_02 // INTERNAL_MONOLOGUE
UGLY QUESTIONS
Is this mug perfect? ↓
It is a glossy ceramic mug designed for daily coffee, tea, and emotional containment. Available in 11oz or 15oz. Perfect? No. Useful? Absolutely.
Can I wash it? ↓
Yes. It is dishwasher safe and microwave safe. Unlike your actual ugly thoughts, the print is made to survive repeated exposure.
Which size should I choose? ↓
Choose 11oz for normal daily survival. Choose 15oz if your patience requires more caffeine than the standard human operating system allows.
Why is the price so grounded? ↓
Because this is made for everyday use, not glass-case worship. You get original Ugly Thoughts artwork, a glossy ceramic finish, and a daily-use format without boutique nonsense pricing.
Will the print look exactly like the screen? ↓
Colors can vary slightly between screens and the final ceramic print. Reality does that sometimes. The overall artwork, attitude, and bad mood remain intact.
COMPLETE THE DISASTER
Materials
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heathers contain polyester).
Durability: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and high-quality ink that survives the wash as well as you survive your Monday mornings.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
Details
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