CEREAL KILLER // Grim Reaper Breakfast Tee
XS / White
$37.21 USD
Sale price
$37.21 USD
Regular price
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CEREAL KILLER // Grim Reaper Breakfast Tee
$37.21 USD
Sale price
$37.21 USD
Regular price
A playful dark humor graphic tee featuring a cute Grim Reaper eating cereal. Soft, colorful, weird, and perfect for breakfast people with questionable souls.
Breakfast, but make it deadly.
Cereal Killer is the lighter, weirder side of Ugly Thoughts — cute enough to smile at, dark enough to belong here.
Breakfast is technically the most dangerous meal of the day.
The Cereal Killer tee is a dark humor graphic shirt from the Ugly Thoughts collection, featuring a cute Grim Reaper enjoying a bowl of cereal like it is the most important meal of the afterlife.
It is colorful, playful, weird, and a little dead inside — perfect for horror fans, pun collectors, Halloween lovers, and anyone whose morning personality is somewhere between “adorable” and “do not approach.”
This is not the darkest Ugly Thoughts piece.
It is the chaotic little cousin.
Soft cotton, a comfortable unisex fit, and a conversation-starting graphic make it easy to wear all year — not only in October.
Product details
Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
Fit: Retail unisex fit
Construction: Side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder taping
Print: High-detail graphic print
Label: Tear-away label
Collection: Ugly Thoughts
Mood: dark humor, cute horror, weirdcore, breakfast chaos
BORN OF SPITE
CHAOS ENDURANCE
INKED FIBER
INTERNAL NOISE
Styled With
Ugly Thoughts: Rules of Engagement
When will I actually get my stuff?
Your order usually ships within 5–10 business days. Once it leaves production, you’ll receive a tracking link so you can follow its dramatic little journey across reality.
Is the fit going to be weird?
No. Most Ugly Thoughts tees use a retail unisex fit, which means it looks like an actual shirt and not a fabric punishment. It runs true to size. Size up if you want a looser, more emotionally unavailable fit.
What if something arrives wrong?
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us and we’ll make it right. If you simply changed your mind, please check our return policy before ordering. Ugly Thoughts is honest, but not psychic.
Is the print supposed to look distressed?
Yes. The worn, imperfect, slightly damaged look is part of the design. If it looks too polished, something has gone terribly Pretty.
How do I not ruin this on the first wash?
Wash it inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the print unless chaos is your actual laundry strategy.
MORE INTERNAL NOISE
Materials
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heathers contain polyester).
Durability: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and high-quality ink that survives the wash as well as you survive your Monday mornings.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
Details
We didn't just slap text on a shirt. This Sarcastic Graphic Tee features a custom-designed, distressed gold typography that feels like a vintage biker jacket met a high-end streetwear boutique.
COMPLETE THE DISASTER
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