F*cking Delight (Raw Ed.) – Limited Distressed Gold Funny Sarcastic Tee
Black / XS
$40.07 USD
Sale price
$40.07 USD
Regular price
F*cking Delight (Raw Ed.) – Limited Distressed Gold Funny Sarcastic Tee
$40.07 USD
Sale price
$40.07 USD
Regular price
The mask is off. This is the ultimate, limited-release Funny Sarcastic T-shirt for when you don't care about making friends. Part of our Ugly Thoughts collection, this shirt is unapologetic, raw, and explicit. It's for the delight that isn't afraid to say it, loud and in distressed gold.
Now About The Design: We calculating every pixel for maximum visual impact. This Funny Sarcastic T-shirt features our flagship explicit design: a calculated mix of heavily distressed block text and aggressive script, printed in textured gold-ochre ink. The background features deep, moody gold-brown smoke swirls and fine gold speckles, creating a direct visual continuity link with our other major flagships. Features the official IV neck print. This isn't just a shirt; it's a standard of raw authenticity.
Product Details:
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Language: Explicit/Unfiltered (F*CKING)
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Design: Premium distressed gold typography and collection-correct smoke.
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Fit: Retail, unisex fit—designed to look tailored, not boxy (Best quality streetwear tee).
BORN OF SPITE
CHAOS ENDURANCE
INKED FIBER
INTERNAL NOISE
Styled With
Ugly Thoughts: Rules of Engagement
When will I actually get my stuff?
We’re fast, but we aren't psychic. Your order usually ships within 5–10 business days. Once it’s out of our hands, it’s between you and the courier. We’ll send a tracking link so you can obsess over its progress yourself.
Is the fit going to be weird?
It’s a Bella+Canvas 3001. It’s a retail fit, which means it actually looks like a shirt and not a tent. It runs true to size. If you want it baggy because you’re hiding from the world, size up. Don't blame us if you miscalculate.
What’s the return policy? (Spoiler: It’s strict)
Look, we only do returns for actual screw-ups—like misprints or holes. If you just "changed your mind," keep it. Give it to someone you don't like. We don't do buyer's remorse here; that's an Ugly Thought you'll have to live with.
How do I not ruin this on the first wash?
Wash it inside out. Use cold water. Don't use a blowtorch to dry it—low heat only. And for the love of everything, don't iron the print. It’s a t-shirt, not a formal tuxedo. Treat it with a little respect and it’ll last longer than your patience.
Part of the Ugly Thoughts Collection by Imagin Vibes Wear. Now go away.
MORE INTERNAL NOISE
Materials
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heathers contain polyester).
Durability: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and high-quality ink that survives the wash as well as you survive your Monday mornings.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
Details
We didn't just slap text on a shirt. This Sarcastic Graphic Tee features a custom-designed, distressed gold typography that feels like a vintage biker jacket met a high-end streetwear boutique.