A sarcastic skull mug featuring black-and-gold design with the phrase 'Relax, it’s a joke.' Perfect for morning coffee.

The Gilded Joke // Relax, It’s a Joke Mug

15oz
$34.37 USD
Sale price  $34.37 USD Regular price  $40.21 USD
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A sarcastic skull mug featuring black-and-gold design with the phrase 'Relax, it’s a joke.' Perfect for morning coffee.

The Gilded Joke // Relax, It’s a Joke Mug

$34.37 USD
Sale price  $34.37 USD Regular price  $40.21 USD
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A black-and-gold sarcastic skull mug featuring the Gilded Joke artwork and the line “Relax… it’s a joke.” Built for coffee, deadlines, and thoughts that should probably stay internal.

The morning ritual, corrupted.

The Gilded Joke mug is a sarcastic skull mug from The Glitch collection — created for coffee, deadlines, office performance, and thoughts that should probably remain off-record.

The design features the Gilded Joke skull in ornate gold filigree with the line:

Relax… it’s a joke.

It is pretty enough for the desk and honest enough for the person sitting behind it. A black-and-gold artifact for anyone whose coffee is hot, whose patience is limited, and whose humor should maybe come with a warning label.

The Gilded Joke mug is a gold skull coffee mug from The Glitch collection — a black-and-gold desk artifact for mornings that already feel corrupted.

The design features the flagship Gilded Joke skull rendered in ornate gold filigree against a deep black ceramic surface. It carries the same contradiction as the original tee: Pretty presentation, Ugly truth, and a Glitch signal running beneath both.

This mug is made for the office performer, the deadline survivor, the dark academia desk, and the person whose coffee is hot but whose outlook is sarcastic at best.

It is not just a coffee cup.

It is a small monument to the beautiful mess of the human condition.

Pairs well with a deadline you plan to ignore.

Artifact details

Design: Gilded Joke skull with gold filigree styling
Color mood: Black and gold
Use: Coffee, tea, desk ritual, office survival
Style: Dark academia, luxury sarcasm, alternative decor
Collection: The Glitch
Best paired with: The Gilded Joke tee

VITRIFIED VOID

THERMAL SIGNAL

GILDED BLUEPRINT

LABORATORY VESSEL

Styled With

SYSTEM_LOG // VESSEL_RECALIBRATION

FREQUENTLY BREACHED

01 // IS THIS A STANDARD VESSEL? +

Negative. This is an 11oz or 15oz Laboratory Artifact forged from glossy ceramic to hold the liquid required for a buffered soul. It is not just merch; it is Evidence of a system error.

02 // WILL THE SIGNAL SURVIVE THE HEAT? +

Yes. These vessels are microwave and dishwasher safe. The Manifested Signal is made for daily thermal stress. The Void does not fade that easily.

03 // WHICH SIZE SHOULD I SELECT? +

Choose 11oz for standard survival. Choose 15oz if your timeline requires more caffeine before the system becomes operational.

04 // CAN I CHANGE MY SELECTION? +

Contact us quickly after ordering. If production has not started yet, a change may be possible. Once the Signal is in motion, the selection may already be locked into the system.

05 // WHAT IF THE VESSEL ARRIVES DAMAGED? +

If your mug arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, send us photos and we’ll help make it right. System errors happen. Ignoring them is not our protocol.

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Materials

100% Ceramic with a high-gloss Gilded finish.

Resilience

Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lead and BPA-free.

Details

High-gloss evidence of a morning spent outside the system. It is a Phantom of the Laboratory , designed to hold the liquid required to navigate a Digital Haunting .

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