The Shattered Sun // Sarcastic Morning Mug
11oz
$48.30 USD
Sale price
$48.30 USD
Regular price
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The Shattered Sun // Sarcastic Morning Mug
$48.30 USD
Sale price
$48.30 USD
Regular price
A black-and-gold sarcastic morning mug featuring the line “Here we fking go again… I mean… good morning.” Built for coffee, deadlines, and the first system failure of the day. Available in 11oz and 15oz.**
Fuel for the buffered soul.
The Shattered Sun mug is for the first coffee of the day — when the sun is technically rising, but your internal system is still refusing to boot.
Here we fking go again… I mean… good morning.**
The Shattered Sun mug is a sarcastic morning mug from The Glitch collection — created for the moment when the day begins, the coffee brews, and optimism fails to load.
The design carries the same corrupted sunrise energy as The Shattered Sun tee: a golden morning signal breaking into static. It is not a cheerful coffee cup. It is a black-and-gold desk artifact for the creative cynic, the deadline survivor, and anyone who needs caffeine before pretending to be functional.
This vessel was recovered from the Laboratory of the Void and assigned one purpose:
to hold the black liquid that keeps the system moving.
Pretty from the outside.
Ugly before the first sip.
Glitch by 9:00 AM.
Technical specifications
Material: 100% ceramic
Capacity: 11oz or 15oz
Finish: Glossy black ceramic with gold-style artwork
Handle: C-shaped handle for comfortable grip
Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe
Safety: Lead-free and BPA-free
Collection: The Glitch
Best paired with: The Shattered Sun tee, bad sleep, and a calendar full of nonsense
VITRIFIED VOID
THERMAL SIGNAL
GILDED BLUEPRINT
LABORATORY VESSEL
Styled With
SYSTEM_LOG // VESSEL_RECALIBRATION
FREQUENTLY BREACHED
01 // IS THIS A STANDARD VESSEL? +
Negative. This is an 11oz or 15oz Laboratory Artifact forged from glossy ceramic to hold the liquid required for a buffered soul. It is not just merch; it is Evidence of a system error.
02 // WILL THE SIGNAL SURVIVE THE HEAT? +
Yes. These vessels are microwave and dishwasher safe. The Manifested Signal is made for daily thermal stress. The Void does not fade that easily.
03 // WHICH SIZE SHOULD I SELECT? +
Choose 11oz for standard survival. Choose 15oz if your timeline requires more caffeine before the system becomes operational.
04 // CAN I CHANGE MY SELECTION? +
Contact us quickly after ordering. If production has not started yet, a change may be possible. Once the Signal is in motion, the selection may already be locked into the system.
05 // WHAT IF THE VESSEL ARRIVES DAMAGED? +
If your mug arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, send us photos and we’ll help make it right. System errors happen. Ignoring them is not our protocol.
Expand the Haunting
Materials
100% Ceramic with a high-gloss Gilded finish.
Resilience
Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lead and BPA-free.
Details
High-gloss evidence of a morning spent outside the system. It is a Phantom of the Laboratory , designed to hold the liquid required to navigate a Digital Haunting .